Deja Doo Doo All Over Again

By Brian Narelle

Claims that US war ships were harassed by Iranian boats in the Straits of Hormuz have come under closer scrutiny with new reports that the attacking ships resembled Vietnamese patrol boats last seen in the Gulf of Tonkin. Unauthorized emails from low ranking crew on the US ships indicate that the boats sported strange markings and slogans referring to the Alamo, the Maine and Tora Tora Tora. Some claim they saw babies in incubators being thrown into the water in the path of oncoming US ships.
US State Department and Pentagon officials are currently offering no comments on these new allegations, but have agreed to launch an internal investigation. Inside sources claim that O.J. Simpson will be sent undercover to the Persian Gulf to root out the guilty parties and bring them to justice.