John Ashcroft Yelled at Me Tonight. No Joke.
By Elsinora via Democratic Underground
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Knox College is a liberal arts college, in every sense of the word "liberal." Out of approximately 1400 students, the Knox College Republicans can claim only six members. Although we're a tiny college, we attract very prestigious Democrats to come speak: Barack Obama, Stephen Colbert, and Bill Clinton were our last three commencement speakers. (This year Madeleine Albright will be commencement speaker.) Not to be outdone, this year the College Republicans managed to raise $15,000 to entice Ashcroft to come speak.
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Finally, I got to ask my question about waterboarding--and the result was, of course, the reason for this diary's title:
ME: First off, Mr. Ashcroft, I'd like to apologize for the rudeness of some of my fellow students. It was uncalled for--we can disagree civilly, we don't need that. (round of applause from the audience, and Ashcroft smiles) I have here in my hand two documents. One of them, you know, is the text of the United Nations Convention against Torture, which, point of interest, says nothing about "lasting physical damage"...
ASHCROFT: (interrupting) Do you have the Senate reservations to it?
ME: No, I don't. Do you happen to know what they are?
ASHCROFT: (angrily) I don't have them memorized, no. I don't have time to go around memorizing random legal facts. I just don't want these people in the audience to go away saying, "He was wrong, she had the proof right in her hand!" Because that's not true. It's a lie. If you don't have the reservations, you don't have anything. Now, if you want to bring them another time, we can talk, but...
ME: Actually, Mr. Ashcroft, my question was about this other document. (laughter and applause) This other document is a section from the judgment of the Tokyo War Tribunal. After WWII, the Tokyo Tribunal was basically the Nuremberg Trials for Japan. Many Japanese leaders were put on trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, including torture. And among the tortures listed was the "water treatment," which we nowadays call waterboarding...
ASHCROFT: (interrupting) This is a speech, not a question. I don't mind, but it's not a question.
ME: It will be, sir, just give me a moment. The judgment describes this water treatment, and I quote, "the victim was bound or otherwise secured in a prone position; and water was forced through his mouth and nostrils into his lungs and stomach." One man, Yukio Asano, was sentenced to fifteen years hard labor by the allies for waterboarding American troops to obtain information. Since Yukio Asano was trying to get information to help defend his country--exactly what you, Mr. Ashcroft, say is acceptible for Americans to do--do you believe that his sentence was unjust? (boisterous applause and shouts of "Good question!")
ASHCROFT: (angrily) Now, listen here. You're comparing apples and oranges, apples and oranges. We don't do anything like what you described.
ME: I'm sorry, I was under the impression that we still use the method of putting a cloth over someone's face and pouring water down their throat...
ASHCROFT: (interrupting, red-faced, shouting) Pouring! Pouring! Did you hear what she said? "Putting a cloth over someone's face and pouring water on them." That's not what you said before! Read that again, what you said before!
ME: Sir, other reports of the time say...
ASHCROFT: (shouting) Read what you said before! (cries of "Answer her fucking question!" from the audience) Read it!
ME: (firmly) Mr. Ashcroft, please answer the question.
ASHCROFT: (shouting) Read it back!
ME: "The victim was bound or otherwise secured in a prone position; and water was forced through his mouth and nostrils into his lungs and stomach."
ASHCROFT: (shouting) You hear that? You hear it? "Forced!" If you can't tell the difference between forcing and pouring...does this college have an anatomy class? If you can't tell the difference between forcing and pouring...
ME: (firmly and loudly) Mr. Ashcroft, do you believe that Yukio Asano's sentence was unjust? Answer the question. (pause)
ASHCROFT: (more restrained) It's not a fair question; there's no comparison. Next question! (loud chorus of boos from the audience)
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Not surprised by this as
Not surprised by this as all. Typical liberals.
Waterboarding
Good job with the questions! I read (see the link here) that he compared waterboarding to being interviewed by John Stewart!
amazing
this country is in the grips of some big changes
WAR TRIALS
"It's not torture when WE do
"It's not torture when WE do it..."
Such a display of exceptionalism.
Their War Crimes shall follow them all their days
Beautiful Elsinora, holding them accountable in the Publiic Square is at the moment our only vindication. While Ashcroft and company can desperately dodge and dart around these issues in these contexts, Criminal Courts won't be so easy... Can't Wait for War Crime Trials!
Great job by the great people of Knox College.
ixoxi
Bravo!
Bravo!
Wow. Now we can add extreme
Wow. Now we can add extreme legal word-parsing to our list of patriotic American values.
If i had breasts
i would have revealed them:) Ashcroft - what a luzer.
Brilliant interrogative with total composure - an example for us all. Thank you.
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Ashcroft feeling the heat
Poor bastard.
Screw you and your ridiculous parsing, Mr. Ashcroft. You're a war criminal. You WILL be held accountable.
Awesome job, Elsinora!
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The Perfect Example
This is the perfect example demonstrating why these neocons mast have hand-picked audiences. Ashcroft as well as all of the others, especially Bush and Cheney, are incapable of functioning in front of an unvetted audience. Same for Bush's "press conferences"!
hello, i'd like to correct a
hello, i'd like to correct a "fact" you started your rant with. There are over 50 republicans here at knox. Also, I wouldn't list stephen colbert as a prestigious democrat, he is a witty entertainer at best who happens to be liberal.
Okay, good now that all of that is cleared up, i'd like to thank you and all the other liberals at knox for showing your true side and respecting a man who definetely deserves it. Whether you guys agree or disagree at least respect a man who went to yale and earned his law degree at the university of chicago. I'm pretty sure non of you are intelligent enough to list that on your resume.
Thank you all the knox
Thank you all the knox liberals who showed great class the other night. It was a great display of what you are, which i'm now sure is undisciplined people. also i'd like to thank you for harassing members of the knox republicans by sending them vicious mail and verbally demeaning them. classy.